About Me
Name: Louis Simpson
Age: 21
Location: Cornwall
Occupation: Manager
Fave Word: Jizz (try saying it instead of cheers in general day to day converation)
Fave Album: Nizlopi
I used to work as a tele sales rep annoying the hell out of people with remortgages and accidental death policies, but have moved into the family business. I have always had a passion for comedy and wanted to be involved in the industry since I realised school was going to get me nowhere (I was aged about 3 at the time, sat high up in a window after falling out with someone over some lego and accidently opening up a can of toddler whoop ass on them). I hope you enjoy my site. While some people take offence and think my emails are just to annoy them, I'm really only ever trying to make people smile... Honest = )